You can see the golden glow off my body.

My jesus piece is my whole body got hoes chicken like Roy Rodgers.


Paul Walker dies, everyone goes fucking crazy. We LOSE an airplane carrying 250 passengers, no fucks given. #fuckyeahamerica

We LOST a fucking airplane in the ocean. 

This is currently ALL we know about the situation other than some apparent passengers traveling on stolen passports. 

Our priorities are misplaced and good ideals are a rarity. 

That is all. 



Over the age of 20 and still publicly quoting memes?

Yeah? Well go fucking kill yourself.



I always knew you were such a sucker for that.

I use to listen to my life, I was so put together.

What. The. Fuck.